Scones

The scones I love best are always getting discontinued. My local Starbucks no longer has cinnamon chip scones. The Green Bean, my neighborhood “healthy” bakery/lunch place, no longer has vegan chocolate chip scones. (I’m not vegan, but the vegan scones are saltier for some reason, and I prefer my chocolate chip scones on the salty side.)

All of these changes are giving me trust issues. It’s like, I’m afraid to fall in love with a scone, because i never know when it’ll be wrested away from me forever. Oh my beloved scones, why do you keep leaving me?

I’m not talking to you, Starbucks Oat and Fruit. You’ll do in a pinch, but– no offense– I just don’t think we’re meant to be.

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